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It's a shortie! Me: I'm sick. Them: Work, work, work. Til you diiieeeee!!!! (inside joke) Here, I explain everything about getting ill because apparently most of you have never experienced it. Also, I have the answer to the question that isn't "malaise": it's like if someone had hot air that was slightly warmer than your body temperature, and it was filled with stank breath and virus and they pumped it through your mouth into your lungs and stomach and it got into your bloodstream and stayed there for 3 days. That's sick, bro.